meet clever.

If you’re a robot:
Results-driven copywriter with proven talent for crafting compelling multi-platform messaging for consumer businesses on time and on budget. Able to build on established brand voices and to develop new brand identities. Previously a commercial litigator, versed in copyright, trademark & other intellectual property laws.

If you’re human:
Prolific, professional, Pushcart Prize-nominated writer with fiction and humor published widely in print and online. Author of several comedic novels for adults and middle grade readers. Prestigious screenwriting contest semi-finalist. And a card-carrying member of the Society of People Who Cheat at Poker.