...a very funny and inventive writer. His work always manages to be not only funny but surprising—developed in a way that shows imagination, whimsy, and a mordant understanding of the human condition.
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STRAIGHT UP WORDS
very selected short humor pieces*
*approx. only 6% of my total published output available online
Sorry About That Horsemeat
The New Yorker (Shouts & Murmurs)
Please Reconsider Our Mobile Dating App, Which Is Not a Tool for White Supremacists
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
Speak, Dogs. Speak! An Oral History of Go, Dog. Go!
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
The Things They Married
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
Thank You for Attempting to Unsubscribe
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
Naked Came the Beagle: Chapter One: The Big Grief
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
DESIGNED COPY
I like to call myself a “lone punman,” but in fact I play well with others
“what’s your hurry?”
“dead roses” (4/1 concept)
“Xmas flow chart”
Fruit Bouquets infographic (click to embiggen)
“your funeral”
“come early” video storyboard
shark week tie-in concept
“let’s face facts”
“all night long”
mobile app push notification
mobile app push notification
mobile app push notification
“love poem”
“gratitudelightment”
“tom, dick & harry”
“butter up...” catalog copy
headlines for cream (for head lines)
Pepsi + Arby’s social campaign