Results-driven copywriter with proven talent for crafting compelling multi-platform messaging for consumer businesses on time and on budget. Able to build on established brand voices and to develop new brand identities. Previously a commercial litigator, versed in copyright, trademark & other intellectual property laws.
Pushcart Prize-nominated writer of fiction and humor that has appeared in numerous places in print and online, including often at McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Barnes & Noble’s Grin and Tonic, and Mulholland Books’ Popcorn Fiction. Author of Spelled Wrong, Danger ...With a Hard G (named by Splitsider as one of the Best Comedy Books of 2017), Champion at the Bit, Taking Ivy Seriously, and Whimsy & Soda (a collection of stories that got the attention of the P.G. Wodehouse literary estate). Co-author of the Government Manual series of humor books (Andrews McMeel). Co-founder and contributing editor of the humor publication How Pants Work.
Also a card-carrying member of the Society of People Who Cheat at Poker.
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